![]() Milligan is also credited with writing the world’s funniest joke, as established by a study carried out at the University of Hertfordshire by Professor Richard Wiseman in 2001. Spike Milligan Adolf Hitler: my part in his downfall Hardcover Illustrated, 1 January 1971 by Spike Milligan (Author) 3,265 ratings Book 1 of 7: Milligan Memoirs See all formats and editions Kindle 14.99 Read with Our Free App Audiobook 0.00 Free with your Audible trial Hardcover from 226.99 2 Used from 226. “Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it’s all in perfect working order.”.“I turned and rubbed my hands with glee.“How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.”.“And God said, ‘Let there be light’, and there was light, but the electricity board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.”.“I thought I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.”.“The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree.”.“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.”.“Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.”.“You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, which is just long enough to be president of the United States.”. ![]()
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